Curse

Aniewiel · Aug 12, 2005, 01:08 PM // 13:08

Idiots In The Neighborhood:
I Live In A Semi-rural Area. We Recently Had A New Neighbor Call The Local Township Administrative Office To Request The Removal Of The Deer Crossing Sign On Our Road.

The Reason: "too Many Deer Were Being Hit By Cars" And He Didn't Want Them To Cross There Anymore.

Idiots In Food Service:
My Daughter Went To A Local Taco Bell And Ordered A Taco.

She Asked The Person Behind The Counter For "minimal Lettuce."

He Said He Was Sorry, But They Only Had Iceberg.

Idiot Sighting:
I Was At The Airport, Checking In At The Gate When An Airport Employee Asked, "has Anyone Put Anything In Your Baggage Without Your Knowledge? To Which I Replied, "if It Was Without My Knowledge, How Would I Know?

He Smiled Knowingly And Nodded, "that's Why We Ask."

Idiot Sighting:

The Stoplight On The Corner Buzzes When It's Safe To Cross The Street.

I Was Crossing With An Intellectually Challenged Coworker Of Mine When She Asked If I Knew What The Buzzer Was For.

I Explained That It Signals Blind People When The Light Is Red.

Appalled, She Responded, "what On Earth Are Blind People Doing Driving?!"

Idiot Sighting:
At A Good-bye Luncheon For An Old And Dear Coworker Who Was Leaving The Company Due To "downsizing," Our Manager Commented Cheerfully, "this Is Fun. We Should Do This More Often". Not A Word Was Spoken. We All Just Looked At Each Other With That Deer-in-the-headlights Stare.

Idiot Sighting:
I Work With An Individual Who Plugged Her Power Strip Back Into Itself And For The Life Of Her Couldn't Understand Why Her System Would Not Turn On.

Idiot Sighting:
When My Husband And I Arrived At An Automobile Dealership To Pick Up Our Car, We Were Told The Keys Had Been Locked In It. We Went To The Service Department And Found A Mechanic Working Feverishly To Unlock The Driver's Side Door.

As I Watched From The Passenger Side, I Instinctively Tried The Door Handle And Discovered That It Was Unlocked.

"hey," I Announced To The Technician, "it's Open!"

To Which He Replied, "i Know - I Already Got That Side."

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*and They Walk Among Us ... And They Are Having Children....................ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Golden Knight · Aug 12, 2005, 02:40 PM // 14:40

LOL, this is funny, i once knew an idiot too, right in my neighborhood, he called the police cuz his fire alarm went off from cooking (not really idiocy, but related to it, seeing that he was in front of the pot that set off the alarm), also called the police cuz he saw a patrol car speed past him on the highway, said he was going too fast

Meonen · Aug 12, 2005, 03:08 PM // 15:08

It was pretty funny.

Although.... it's not required to capitalize every single word

. However, that did make it even funnier. Someone complaining about idiots, then making a blatant error like that....... Oh the irony.

Swampgirl Inez · Aug 12, 2005, 03:23 PM // 15:23

This why I'm a member of the DNRC.

midnyte13 · Aug 12, 2005, 04:05 PM // 16:05

Those were truly excellent,,,,,

Thanato · Aug 12, 2005, 04:46 PM // 16:46

if i might just add one of my own (might not be overly funny, but still a chuckle)

Idiotic friend:
after going out for some food, friend #1 had left his car at friend #2's house since we all hoped into friend #3's car.
on the way back:
friend #1: so who's being dropped off first?
friend #2: Dude, your car is at my house.
friend#1: so....who's getting dropped off first?

Lampshade · Aug 12, 2005, 09:26 PM // 21:26

lol this is one of the best threads ever!

Aniewiel · Aug 12, 2005, 11:32 PM // 23:32

Sorry about the caps but it was a copy/paste job from an email that I was too lazy to clean up.

Lampshade · Aug 13, 2005, 06:48 AM // 06:48

Now that im High-council can I change my rank?